This is an older video edited from about 4 different Christmas videos. You will get to hear them sing Christmas Carols but also you will find out how meticulous kids are to detail when it comes to Santa and the FAKE SANTAs. Check out this fashion list of Dos and Don'ts for Fake Santas
1. Make
sure you grow a gorgeous white beard and curly mustache- Our kids noticed and
were annoyed by the lack of curl in Fake Santas Mustache. They believe Santa
would not approve.
2. Real
Leather – plastic boots are unacceptable
3. A
shiny belt – Fake Santa is representing the real Santa and should spit and
polish his belt
4. Shiny
boots – the boots should be real leather, soft and shiny
5. Squishy
Belly – a real clue to the fakeness of a real Santa is the lack of belly fat.
Work all year on staying chubby.
6. Fragrance
– Santa should smell like peppermint, cotton candy, bubblegum, pumpkin spice,
sugar cookies, nutmeg but not beer, alcohol or cigarettes
7. Santa’s
Elves must have REAL pointy ears, not be tall and not wear braces.
8. Santa
must know the names and whereabouts of all his reindeer.
Also, no sunglasses or beach shirts.
Also, no sunglasses or beach shirts.
Here they are on video trying to make their point:
For more of our kids fashion tips to a fake
Santa please visit our YouTube channel http://www.youtube.com/youparent
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